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How some people can not love this man I have no idea.
"do you perm—"
one of the soldiers shoots Grantaire from the back mid-sentence.
"THEY WERE HAVING A MOMENT GÉRALD WHAT THE FUCK”
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM
YOU GO , GIRL.
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
On the internet:
Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job:
I love working with people and I'm very sociable