luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

dani5notonfire:

let’s play a game called guess which youtuber is going to fuck up next

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 
dunrath:

Gift Giver - Daddy Issues [x]
Requested by, Liferuiiner
is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

zftw:

what has macklemore been doing since he ended homophobia 

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????
draculahs